The sacred Self Destruct Sequence

Ok, so this time, I need to make a self destruct video (except now that I’ve lost all the time so now this project is doomed)

luckily I at least managed to make the script for this video finished, here’s a look at what could have been:

Video-Splosions United

Sam Grodon

INT. HERBAL’S LIVING ROOM. DAY.

It’s a bright beautiful day as we see our Hero Herbal A. Jent playing video games about a cartoon sheep until he jumps on a random button

COUNTDOWN VOICE

Hey idiot, your actions have now set off a chain reaction activating a self-destruct sequence for the United Nations that’ll happen 10 seconds after you leave home

HERBAL A. JENT

I’m sorry, WHAT?!

COUNTDOWN VOICE

It’s ok man, I got you, I can teleport you there if you’re off screen but you’re on your own afterwards

Herbal A. Jent then dashes off the screen to the right as we transition to the next scene

INT. THE U.N BUILDING: HALLWAY. DAY

We see Herbal then rush back on the screen from the left as the countdown voice begins the actual countdown

COUNTDOWN VOICE

10, 9, 8…

Herbal then reaches the door labelled “In case of contrived plotlines please enter”

INT. THE U.N BUILDING: CONTRIVED PLOT ROOM. DAY

COUNTDOWN VOICE (CONT)

7, 6, 5

Herbal then finds a computer and starts frantically typing away hoping one of the random commands he’s putting in will fix this situation

COUNTDOWN VOICE (CONT)

4, 3, 2, Ooooooh better hurry up

HERBAL A. JENT

SHUT UP YOU

COUNTDOWN VOICE
can it sister I’m on a roll. 1, 0. And time’s up buster goodbye

EXT. THE U.N BUILDING. DAY

The building blows up, and that’s it, the end, pack your things.

as you can see, it would have been very comical by nature (because that’s the main thing I’m at least half decent at writing) and would have featured the U.N Building getting blown up because a new character called Herbal A. Jent (you can guess what the pun’s suppose to be on that front) was playing Video Games about a cartoon sheep that runs around and presses a button which causes the U.N building (where Herbal works) to start its self destruct sequence. (because everyone knows that’s how the U.N works ;P) now as we know, nothing like that exists as far as i’m aware but I got to use my secret weapon, Video Games